Iconic Australian ads
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“Why’d they build the Great Wall of China?” “To keep the rabbits out”
The Big Ad
Làmb, the new fragrance
NO GARY NO
The Golden Gaytime ad that hasn’t changed for 300 years
Lara Bingle Offends the Americans
Put another shrimp on the barbie even though we actually call them prawns, thanks Paul Hogan
That fucking creepy ass tongue that escapes the guys mouth to find a beer
Not happy, Jan
That’s firteen firteen firty too
Doo do doo do do do doo Doors Plus, no fuss
“How Much for the Whole Shop?”
The ad where everyone says “Bugger”
“Tall Jan is Malicious!?”
“Marge! Marge! The rains are ‘ere!”
“NATIONAL TIIIIILLLLLEEEESSS!!!”
The drumstick ad by the pool. (Both incarnations)
SHOE SHED. SHOE SHED. GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD
“Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light skim, Omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D & folate or extra dollop?”
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