YEAH TRAVIS UH UH UH YEAH TRAV

companionsofusall:

casual-swearing:

hollyfhtagn:

hollyfhtagn:

rudeham:

the amount of brotherly contempt in “the same blastoise” is very relatable 

PLEASE listen to this

I have never understood the phrase “dripping with malice” until I heard griffin say “the same blastoise”

I know I’ve reblogged this before but if you haven’t heard it, *please* listen to it. This is one of my favorite MBMBAM clips and I reference it on the regular

transcription:

Justin McElroy: Griffin’s just sitting at the end, jugglin- fushigi-ing two glass balls in super tight pants. Just waiting for his kid delivery-

Griffin: Well they’d b-

Justin: Once they’ve bested his minions.

Griffin: They would be poke-balls. Also it’s not a kid delivery - there’s no fuckin’ guarantee that a kid that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible, makes it to the end of it, undefeated. [pause] In fact- I’veadfja- I’m ‘onna pack- I’m gonna stack this gym. With fuckin pros. It’s - it’s going to be. It’s gonna be brutal. It’s going to be a torture chamber.

Travis: Well- Well what’s the theme? What’s the theme? Is it going to be a bug theme…is it-

Griffin:[with extreme mockery] YEAH TRAVIS UH UH UH UH-YEAH TRAV. I’m gonna open up a bug-type pokemon gym. You idiot. Yeah, that’s what I want because I wanna give out- I wanna- I wanna shit out badges for every ham and egger that comes to my front door.

[Justin chuckles]

Griffin: Yeah that’s right Travis. [in a doofy voice] “Go Caterpie!” [back to normal] Yeah that’s me you fucking imbecile. [doofy voice] “Yeah-guh- uh, do your best Kakuna!” [normal] Ye-fu- What are you fucking talking- [imitating travis] “Yeah, a bug type gym”

Travis: Alright. Uhm. I’m gonna go. I’ve embarassed myself.

Justin: Maybe fire? Fire-type? Could you do fire?

Travis: Fire based? [travis and just talk over one another]

Griffin, slightly shouting: Yeah, yeah I’ll probably just- [slightly whispers] yeah that’s a good idea Justin, I’ll just do a fire type one, so that ONE KID with ONE BLASTOISE can FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP. Killed all of us with one blastoise, huh? Wow, shit, I shoulda.

Travis: Just do rock then. Just do rock-type.

Griffin: [with a monotone gravelly malice] tHe sAmE bLaStOisE.

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